‘Can I pay for this coffee pro bono?’ local lawyer single handedly keeping Latin language alive
Gambling ads broken up by rugby game
Young couple trial runs parenthood by acquiring a pet
Pinocchio’s political career lasts longer than Mal Meninga’s
Budding male writer originally cites Trainspotting, Hemingway and Bukowski as inspirations
Albanese to introduce the ‘blue rinse’ ritual for new parliamentarians in attempt to appeal to working class voters
Scientists trace rise in arachnophobia and fear of snakes directly to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Netflix considers commissioning ‘Young Albo’ series set in Marrickville
Starmer considering sending ‘Luke the Nuke’ to Cyprus to appease Trump
Content creators make Faustian pack with the devil by endorsing meth
‘It should be based around short sharp videos,’ political party designs app to shape nation’s thoughts
NRL considering moving Origin Game III to Pyongyang to open up new market
Local Primary School Carnival abandoned after ScoMo and BoJo tag team arrives: ‘I don’t hold a hose mate, but I can hold a steel chair!’
Sunrise crosses to TikTok addicted woman for their expertise on geopolitics
Chalmers turns to Reddit to fix the economy
Albanese attempts to arrest slide in polls by announcing national skatepark building program
Authoritarian Minns’ regime scares rival party into exile
Ruffian with loudspeaker on phone subjects entire quiet carriage to asinine podcast and reels
