Albanese responsible for people dying
Citizens!
Here at the Yerunda Party for People we have compiled a list of things Anthony Albanese bears direct responsibility for.
This tiny ant, our political rival, continues to hold this developed nation back from being the developiest in the world.
We hold him personally culpable for:
Higher petrol prices
Diminishing living standards
Corporate tax exploitation
The housing crisis
Generational inequality
Social division
Lowering education standards
Health worker shortages
Senegal’s AFCON title being stripped
Global warming
Rising extremism
McDonald’s ice cream machine being perpetually broken
Eel’s title drought
Death of David Bowie
Death of Jesus Christ
Death of cinema
Nuclear weapons
String theory
Mathematics
Black holes
Aids
Yours truly,
Pseudo Professor Zosima, Gennady Bulgakov, Sammy Du Beaver, Kolya Krastokin
