Recipe for disaster: E-Bike & Developing Brain cupcakes

Citizens!

As avid cooks we’ve been experimenting with some new recipes which we think you’ll hate. 

It’s an easy recipe requiring little preparation and is almost ready instantaneously. 

We love making it when we feel like causing lifelong trauma, some chaos and terrorising the local town. 

E-Bike & Developing Brain cupcakes

Preparation

5-10 minutes

Serves

Hard to quantify

Ingredients 

• 1 x E-Bike (anywhere from $800 - $5000+)

• 1 x Adolescent between 12-16

• 1 x Quiet town

Steps  

1. Purchase for your child what is essentially a motorbike 

2. Fail to remind them to respect road rules or pedestrians 

3. Allow them to ride with their mates without helmets and with pillion passengers

4. Give them some time to ride wild at crazy speeds with no supervision 

5. Attend hospital to find your occasionally brain dead child is now permanently brain dead

6. Enjoy, bon appetite!