Bundaberg rum to start being served at servos

Citizens!

In recent weeks Prime Minister Albanese has been making his way around South East Asia to guarantee and consolidate our fuel supplies. 

All eyes had been on his high profile trip to Singapore, however many missed the more discrete trip he made to Queensland beforehand. 

On his way up north, Albanese sought to further enhance our fuel resilience by turning to an unlikely source of salvation. 

More familiar to many for the hazy head it can cause the morning after, our top secret super spy Gennady can report that the Prime Minister has approached this famous Australian company for aid. 

‘Obviously we won’t be encouraging people to drink it at the servo, however if things truly do get dire, could it be possibly used as an unconventional fuel alternative?’ the Prime Minister is alleged to put forward to the execs at Bundy hq. 

‘And if things get really bad, could we dilute it with coke? Would this keep the trucks running?’ Chris Bowen is also reportedly to have asked. 

Back in the outskirts of Lithgow, Pseudo Professor Zosima has taken to dusting off his old bottles for their time of need.