Man has LinkedIn profile carved into headstone

Citizens!

In the soft soothing light of an early winter’s morning, Zosima and Kolya meandered their way through a cemetery. 

Pondering on life and death they took in each epitaph with thoughtful consideration. 

‘Loved their family, dogs and life…’ one read. 

‘Beyond this place of right and wrong, there is a garden, I will meet you there…’ read another. 

‘Executive Director, 2003 - 2009, Big Four Bank,’ caused them to stop and stare. ‘Skilled at stakeholder management, leveraging systems to optimise customer outcomes….’ 

Another read similar alongside it. 

‘These are quite odd,’ quipped Kolya. ‘I don’t think I’ve ever read “excellent team builder and leader” on a grave stone before.’ 

‘I guess some define themselves by their occupations,’ Zosima replied. ‘I wonder if Heaven is accepting CVs these days?’ 

‘I hope the prefill system actually works,’ Kolya said to a collective chuckle. ‘I don’t know what I would have on mine?’ 

‘Memento mori young Kolya. One day you will have to part with everything,’ said Zosima as they wandered off into the heart of the day.