Netflix considers commissioning ‘Young Albo’ series set in Marrickville
Starmer considering sending ‘Luke the Nuke’ to Cyprus to appease Trump
Content creators make Faustian pack with the devil by endorsing meth
‘It should be based around short sharp videos,’ political party designs app to shape nation’s thoughts
NRL considering moving Origin Game III to Pyongyang to open up new market
Local Primary School Carnival abandoned after ScoMo and BoJo tag team arrives: ‘I don’t hold a hose mate, but I can hold a steel chair!’
Sunrise crosses to TikTok addicted woman for their expertise on geopolitics
Chalmers turns to Reddit to fix the economy
Albanese attempts to arrest slide in polls by announcing national skatepark building program
Authoritarian Minns’ regime scares rival party into exile
Ruffian with loudspeaker on phone subjects entire quiet carriage to asinine podcast and reels
