Starmer considering sending ‘Luke the Nuke’ to Cyprus to appease Trump

Citizens!

Our top secret super spy Gennady can reveal a proposed plan that has been floated during a recent cabinet meeting. 

Whilst the move to remain at arms length from the conflict in the Middle East has been popular domestically, Starmer’s government is still worried about possible repercussions coming from across the Atlantic.  

Seeking to ward off a consistently capricious Trump an innovative idea has been proposed. 

In the coming weeks Luke ‘The Nuke’ Littler will be possibly sent to Cyprus. 

‘It’s a win-win situation,’ a government insider is reported as stating. ‘Trump will think that we’re actually committing to something, and Luke can help take out any drones with his dart throwing capabilities.’ 

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