Content creators make Faustian pack with the devil by endorsing meth

‘Hey guys, it’s your boys Mohawk and Pelican here, and we’ve got this great product to tell you about,’ a handsome young man says to a camera. 

Times are tough and bills have to be paid. Today young Kolya Krastokin learned that his favourite content creators will stoop to any level to earn some moolah. 

After clicking on their new video ‘Descending Katoomba High Street in a shopping trolley!’ young Kolya was greeted with a glowing endorsement about the video’s sponsor. 

‘So guys, we were approached by this great company about making a daredevil video, it’s an awesome product that will give you endless energy, strength and possible paranoia,’ Pelican chirps to the camera. 

‘I can’t approve of it enough,’ says a jittery Mohawk with a scratch of his arm, ‘although I’m a little itchy.’ 

‘Leave a comment below about how you would serve a power “which wills forever evil yet does forever good” for your chance to win a giveaway and a moment you might wish will never end!’ says Pelican.

‘Enough talk! Yippee! Let’s go!’ screams Mohawk before launching himself down Katoomba main street in a shopping trolley, Pelican follows not long after.

Sirens were heard erupting only minutes later, after Pelican had ploughed into the Yellow Deli at the bottom of the hill. 

‘A second trolley has hit the Yellow Deli, I repeat, a second trolley has hit the Yellow Deli,’ Police radio was reported as saying. 

‘They should stick to endorsing that lecherous industry that makes money from people losing it,’ young Kolya thought to himself before he clicked on the next video: IBS vs Quattro Formaggi round 2.