Sunrise crosses to TikTok addicted woman for their expertise on geopolitics

With the world in turmoil, Pseudo Professor Zosima has tuned into his favourite program for answers. 

Today, Sunrise morning news turned to the one person capable of giving them. 

‘Good morning Casey, welcome to the program. So tell us about what’s happening in the Middle East?’ host Shirvo says to a twenty something woman glued to her phone. 

‘Well, it’s like totally crazy out there, it’s like all about the oil, and there’s this Kong island he’s trying to blow up, like because Trump doesn’t want the files released because of his friend Jeffrey, it’s all like a distraction from the impending midterm elections,’ Casey says still fixated on scrolling through her phone. 

‘So what can you tell us about what’s happening on the ground?’ Natalie Barr enquires. 

‘Like there’s been some explosions and fireballs, everything is getting blown up, the whole place is on fire, everything’s like sunk to the ocean, both sides like claim that they’re winning, none of it is verified, maybe it’s propaganda, there’s like always a bit of misinformation and disinformation here, keeps you on your feet,’ Casey says before a short pause followed by a laugh. ‘Look how adorable this cat in space is, isn’t she so cute? The caption says she’s a catstronaut!’

Shirvo and Barr awkwardly chuckle, Casey will be on Sky News later for those interested. 

Zosima sits in awe of such sagacity, he prefers Influencers to actual experts when it comes to geopolitical matters.