Authoritarian Minns’ regime scares rival party into exile

Citizens!

News spread quickly overnight of movement across Sydney, the net was closing in. For too long according to some, a tolerated dissent had been allowed to brew. 

With the tea now too strong, the leaves turned soggy, the Yerunda Party for People had been marked as a force needing to be dealt with by Minns and co, or at least they thought so. 

By reading the tea leaves, the leadership committee made the decision to flee for the bush fearing what was to come.

We write to you now, from vape riddled lungs, hastily wheezing and jotting away as we run to the train, the last service west departing from Central platform 6.

Into the bush we will go to plot our return. We won’t forget you, the Australian people who suffer so greatly today under the hands of tiny ants.

Remember please our motto: Herestay opehay niay ymay earthay

Soon with a rudimentary printing press and keyboard, in the bush surrounding the bucolic Lithgow, we will disseminate our Yerunda to you.

Yours truly, 

Pseudo Professor Zosima, Sammy Du Beaver, Gennady Bulgavkov & Kolya Krastokin